These are the rules:

  1. I will write an official apology/retraction if more than half of these are Wrong.
  2. If more than half are Right I WIN THE GAME (You just lost the game) and I will never have to play it again.
  3. In the case of a Draw we roll onto next year with more at stake.
  4. I will not “predict” anyone’s death… it’s mean.

This is my first time doing this for Third Act but just so you know me and the world are Tied! I won 2014 with some gold, and 2015 was better than I dreamed. Well done 2015 you bested me!

 

PREDICTIONS

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These films will not be as good as their trailers:

 

Independence Day: Resurgence

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Honestly I just think the first film is too hard to follow.

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

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I liked the trailer to Superman too.

The BFG

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I think this will join the long list of films that
should have stayed as a book. No offence Steven.

4: Melissa McCarthy will swear at least 5 times in the New Ghostbusters (Even though it’s a 12A)

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For some reason studios have decided that this is the only way an audience will laugh at McCarthy is when she is excessively shouting and swearing. Please for the love of all that is good I want this one to be wrong.

5: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows will be the best film Michael Bay has Produced since The Amityville Horror (2005)!

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(And I quite liked the Purge 2) What can I say? I have faith. I’ll even go so far as to say it will be pleasurable to watch.

6: Finding Dory will be better than Finding Nemo

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©2013 Disney•Pixar. All Rights Reserved.

This one feels like a long-shot but hey, a kid can dream!

7: Suicide Squad will be better than Batman vs Superman

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Margot Robbie is Harley Quinn… That’s far more interesting than two kicked to death franchises.

8: Deadpool will be better than Gambit.

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No reasoning here, just a hunch.

9: We will receive a Spiderman trailer more than 1 year before its scheduled release date
(before 28/07/16)

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It’s just fashionable: “Coming Soon” isn’t what it used to mean.

10: We will miss J.J. Abrams being at the helm of Star Trek

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I think it will have great humour but I fear something J.J. shaped will be missing.

Those were my 10 predictions plucked from the darkest recesses of my mind. Let’s hope I’m not Clairvoyant.

Do you agree? Do you think I’m a terrible piece of work for even suggesting number 6?

Leave your comments below.

P.S. HAPPY NEW YEAR!